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By Shaurya Bandyopadhyay My Trip To The Third Dimension |
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Have you ever
seen Luke Skywalker play soccer with the Joker? Have OK, …can you hear me now? Good!! Weird trends rule the third dimension. Everybody is on their tippy-toes because they are always raising the bar. Everyone has some good news because the price is right and they saved a bunch of money by just spending fifteen minutes on geckos. And the food is so special! You are always eating good in the neighborhood. However, one thing is very true - there is no soup for you! The big question is where’s the beef? Well, if all the cows are jumping over the moon….you get the idea! The debate nowadays is whether to eat more chickin. As each day goes by "BAMM! It gets kicked up a notch! So, they put on a smiley face, hit the target, and say para-pa-pa-pa I’m lovin’ it! The third dimension is full of crazy and unusual characters. There
Humpty Dumpty and London Bridge are slowly falling and keep asking each
other "Are you in good hands?" Hardy
Boys sneak off to find little Bo Beep’s lost sheep. Well, a boy’s
gotta do what a boy’s gotta do! Have you driven a Transponder lately? You haven’t. Just do it. Today is the first time I drove, I didn’t know how to navigate, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night! Then there is the cruise to the earth’s core and mantle in a huge iceberg. By the time you come back you are in "Jet Steam"! If you can’t make it, well, you are the weakest link. So now you know the rest of the story. Isn’t it intriguing… the characters, the trends, and the inventions! I bet you cannot tell left from wrong anymore! This is a place where everything is made up and points don’t matter. Want to know more? It’s all inside the fifth dimension. Did I say fifth ? or is it the fourth…..
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you ever seen
Garfield asking Spiderman how to spin gossamer? Well, I have. It’s all
in the Third Dimension. Let’s go have a nickel tour around!! On this
walk you will see some really weird trends, some amazing characters, and
a few exciting inventions of the next millennium. Well, come on! If you
miss something, you can always rewind using the Gizmo 3000. And also,
remember, no yellin’!! Everyone is gellin’.
Dr. Scholl’s is in charge!!
The funny thing is to see
Speedy Gonzales sit like like a bump on a log. If you ask him why… he
goes, "did I do that?" Gosh!!
There during Christmas all the kids keep saying "I’d
like to buy a vowel this time" and the parents keep asking, "Is
that your final answer?"